me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous
boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)
me:
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im getting a haircut today
Which one?
strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest
(Source: meladoodle, via fuckyahumor)
Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
The Dvoryanstvo attempting the murder of Grigori Rasputin (1916)
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed
This looks like a fuckin’ classical painting.
There I painted it.
(via captaincoitus)
i’m losing my fucking mind (x)
I ACTUALLY SCREAMED
THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE
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i can’t believe we will never in our lives see a nipple again
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I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
Once in a blue moon it hits the corner exactly and i get the miniscule amount of seritonin my brain is capable of producing.
(via memesarelife42069)